The Death of a Snowman

January 8th, 2008

Yesterday it snowed, as well as today, but this story takes place yesterday. I awoke to find a blank of white fluffy goodness covering the ground. Oh Boy Oh Boy. The ground is covered with snow and both my wife and I have the day off. So we made a snow man. I like doing things that make me feel like a kid again. See picture above.

When we got home last night from the Rec Center we found our snowman friend headless! How could this be we had so lovingly given him a face and brought him to life and some stupid kid in our neighborhood decided that our snowman needed to die. What is this world coming to when a snowman can’t even live for 1 full day?

Where does someone get the idea that they can just walk up to the front of my house and decapitate my friends? I won’t stand for it. I must put a stop to this kind of behavior but how? If I was wealthy I would invest in a surveillance system, or a guard dog. But for now I am going to keep an ever watchful eye on my front yard and my air soft pistol ready. Beware stupid destructive kids, if you enter my yard you will leave with a body covered in welts.

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